Dr.Seuss Dressed In Blue Gave Away His Old...Stuff (I Can't Rhyme)

Disclaimer: I'm ill today. Moving on.

Happy National Old Stuff Day! Now, this is not an excuse to become a hoarder. I repeat. Stop keeping garbage, fix your toilet and quit pooping in diapers, lady I saw on Hoarders. Old Stuff Day should actually be celebrated by mixing it up, doing the opposite, and not just doing the "same old stuff." Here are some "mix it up" suggestions: Cut your hair, take a different route to work, become a serial killer, start practicing Zoroastrianism, or simply try a new food. Maybe you shouldn't become a serial killer. Seriously. Also, who was the lazy fuck that decided it should be named Old Stuff Day. Stuff? Really? But now that I think of it, I can't come up with anything better. FAIL. OK...well...that's enough about this holiday.

*Serious face* It's Dress In Blue Day. This day is meant to raise awareness for colon cancer which is the second leading cause of cancer deaths in the U.S. Please go to http://www.ccalliance.org and learn ways you can prevent colon cancer and also find out how you can help. So, today, wear blue and let others know you support survivors and current patients of colon cancer.

Happy Read Across America Day! Happy Birthday Dr.Seuss! Read books! Words! Now, I know it's Dr.Seuss's birthday but isn't it a little ass backwards to celebrate Read Across America Day by going to see a movie? I say this because The Lorax brought to you by the creators of Despicable Me and starring Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, and Zac Efron opens today in theatres. Hey, who sold my blog for advertising space? Anyways. Am I really being too critical? Go see The Lorax brought to you by the creators of Despicable Me and starring Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, and Zac Efron tomorrow. Hey, wtf? Read today. Movie tomorrow. Read today. Movie tomorrow. I love Dr. Seuss and I feel the only way to properly celebrate today is by, you know, reading. Not going to see The Lorax brought to you by the creators of Despica...HEY! Enough! This is getting out of hand. I'm gonna go. Remember. Read today. Movie tomorrow. Cheers! 

P.S Today's post was sponsored by Universal's The Lorax brought to you by the creators of Despicable Me and starring Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, and Zac Efron.