Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Don't Wiggle Your Toes without Fresh Breath

Hello. This is the Celebration Sensation, and I am here with an important Public Service Announcement concerning the stink that may be emitting from your mouth. Today (August 6) is National Fresh Breath Day, and I want to make sure that you are taking advantage of your local grocer's dental hygiene aisle. It is critical that you brush your teeth 2-3 times per day (usually after every meal unless you're like me and only eat about twice per day) and use mouthwash and dental floss to ensure healthy teeth and gums. Ok, I'm done ranting but please do use these items so that you don't end up with teeth like this guy:
Yeah, um, gross!
I think the Holiday Hero and I will stick to our usual teeth brushing routine.
                                                                          Good stuff here!

Secondly, the month of August is Water Quality Month. This is the time to take note of your water's quality and purity. Although many people will purchase bottled water believing that it is the most pure water available, Penn & Teller have dismantled that belief in their hit series Bullshit!
People are SO gullible!
In order to truly appreciate water quality, it is important to do tests and other scientific stuff, but we don't do that here in the Holiday Bungalow so we're going to trust the Brita water filtration system to remove the impurities from our water. I really don't think it's all that important to have complete 100% pure water, but I certainly don't want to see dirt or other particulates floating around!
He's drowning in purity!
 
Finally, we have Wiggle Your Toes Day. Whether you're at the beach or in the city, let those little piggies wiggle their way throughout the day. As we traveled around Albuquerque today, I wore my flip flops and wiggled my toes for all the world to see!

And we're done! Happy Holidays!

CS, out.

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